"I was sitting in my huge leather armchair, watching telly ... and thinking how marvellous it would be to be a were-wolf. How fantastic and different my life would be; to go beyond human. To be a man dog, a hairy person. Look at me! I am teeth, I am fur, I am dribble! I am the wolf-man.. homo wolfus! My rocket is made from pure carbon and smashes through planets! I am wolf man! I hate being bored, and I can punch suns! I am the wolfman; a huge rancid dog travelling at 5000 miles per hour! Wolf person! Dog boy! I am the universe! I am the brilliant dog!"